threesentenceficathon | 2023 Three Sentence Ficathon

Welcome to the 2023 Three Sentence Ficathon!
As of 16 Jan 2023 this post is NOW CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS! PLEASE POST YOUR NEW PROMPTS HERE, IN POST 2! Do continue to fill prompts here but please put all new prompts in Post 2.

This post will remain open for new prompts until we hit 4000 comments, at which point we'll open a new one to avoid captcha as long as possible. New fills and comments on fills will always be welcome.

How to Prompt

Prompts should be one prompt per comment, formatted in this way: fandom, character(s), prompt word/sentence

Example: Star Wars, Obi-Wan Kenobi, I don't like sand

Prompts may also be open ended, unspecific, or anthropomorphic, such as:

any, any, I don't like sand
or
Earth geography, sand, I don't like humans very much, either

Prompts for relationships are welcome; a / is used for romantic/sexual relationships and an & for platonic. A prompt that uses both means the relationship can be written as either romantic or platonic, such as:

Star Wars, Anakin/&Obi-Wan, I don't like sand

Prompts may be repeated if they are unfilled; there is no obligation to read through every prompt to make sure yours isn't a repeat. This year's 3SF will stay open for new prompts through Sunday, February 12th.

How to Fill

Respond to your chosen prompt with a short fic of three sentences containing the fandom & characters requested!

Prompts can be filled more than once, as many times as someone has a new idea for them.

Notes & Rules

No, fills do not need to be exactly three sentences! It's more of a guideline. Please abuse grammar and punctuation as much as desired.

3SF is a Choose Not to Warn space. Spoiler and content warnings are not required, though writers are free to add them if they please. If you see something you don't like, just scroll until you do!

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Note that the comm is searchable! Tick the 'include comments' button when searching to easily find prompts for your chosen fandom/characters.

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any, any, it’s hard to believe in a just God when certain people keep on not getting struck by lightning

"Don't you think your expectations are too high?" John said. "I've been trying my best." He smiled pleasantly, but his eyes were cold as he added, "And it's more accurate to say they haven't been struck by lightning yet."

i'm about two paragraphs into Harrow but from what little I've gleaned off tumblr this is an oh no moment isn't it >_>

;D I would never presume to suggest that the King Undying ever does anything, or many things, worthy of an "oh no"!

(Enjoy Harrow! :DDD)

Ahaha love this choice of character for the prompt XD

I have so much fun playing with the God + John thing, always. :D The bad joke potential is legitimately one of my favorite things about the canon.

And Jonn has it rough, clearly! You know how it goes, you make yourself God-Emperor and the next thing you know people are asking you for things and questioning your ethics and decisions, and it's like, could you do better? Terrible, poor little meow meow. ;p

"I am not going to call down the lightning to make up for the kami's lack of offering levelling retribution." Kakashi said, eyeing his pup over the blade he was sharpening; she had made her eyes big and shiny, pouting at him, but he was at least somewhat used to this now, and she wasn't in true distress, so he only shook his head.

"Since Sasuke has been let off house arrest he's been talking about how he needs a few women to help him restore his clan," Sakura said blithely, and Kakashi stilled, brows rising, "especially since the council won't allow him out of the village until he has at least two confirmed heirs with the Sharingan. He's been working on the lists of requirements for his wives - other than dropping from active duty, of course. We had a long conversation about it Tuesday." she added with a pinched look.

"I," Kakashi paused, taking a breath, feeling the thrum of a growl low in his throat and the tingle of his chakra rising in answer to his temper; Sakura's hair crackled quietly, some of the flyaway strands floating, "may call down the lightning in the kami's stead."

ewwwwww yes obliterate him with lightning

He has obviously learned nothing thus far, time to step it up. >.>

"You've got the hammer now, and the powers, and you're telling me you don't already have a list of people who deserve a smiting?" Darcy asked.

"Well, it doesn't quite work that way," Jane said.

"Get in the car, Jane," Darcy said, "and along the way, you can tell me all about the terrible boyfriends, misogynist dates, Fox News anchors, and politicians who have earned every bit of lightning that hammer can channel."

Don't be silly, Jane, of course it works that way.

Number one on my list: Coulson for stealing her research.

::encourages Jane shamelessly!::

2023 Three Sentence Ficathon - Post #1

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The Locked Tomb - John

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Non-Divine Lessons (Naruto; Kakashi & Sakura)

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MCU, Jane and Darcy, Lady Thor

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