"This is useless," Eliot grumbled as Hardison gathered up the answers from the team for the 'teambuilding' activity.

"Okay," Hardison said, ignoring him, "The 5 words people use to describe Eliot are: 'the one who protects us'; 'noble warrior and steadfast friend'; 'badass, nice hair, good cook'; and ... uh... 'definitely, totally still owns socks'...."

After a pause, Eliot shouted, "Parker, why would you steal my socks?!"