"Well, that was harrowing," Pippin said, "I'd better post to let my followers know we're okay."

"Pippin!" Merry said, rage barely contained, "Have you been posting our location this entire trip, all the while wondering how they've been able to track us so well?"

Pippin's eyes widened as he looked at Merry, then down at his phone, then up at Merry again, finally answering, "I'm sure it's fine!"