Three Sentence Ficathon

Irritably, Izuna stalks through the kitchen, methodically searching through every cupboard for every last tin of tea and making sure to check for hidden backs and false bottoms as he goes. Tobirama has ticked him off for the last time this week, and Izuna's going to make his life as miserable as possible without actually, you know, threatening the physical or political integrity of the village.

Tea makes everything better, and Izuna is going to make sure Tobirama has not a damn leaf of it.