Three Sentence Ficathon

I'm not familiar with that, but now I'm just thinking about eating a All-Star Special breakfast with a side of hashbrowns, smothered and covered, in a WaHo at 1am served by a waitress who calls you honey and a cook telling a drunk guy what's what, and the fact that the place is floating in space and the drunk guy has too many arms isn't even the most surreal part of the experience.