Matt glides from one side of the room to the other seconds, like he wasn't even walking.

Like the earth and all of the rules within bend at his will, as his silhouette swells like a black cloud, an omen, while he approaches Adrian - single visible eye having an eerie red tint in the right lighting.

"Adrian, what's like, up with this rash? These fangs are, like, super in right now, but my tanning bed hurt like a bitch this morning..."