"Rabadash!" Susan shouted cheerfully at the gates of Calormen, "it's been a while since I've seen you without your most charming ass-ets!"

"You won't break us, Queen of Narnia," one of the guards shouted back, "you're weak, you have no water, and your animals will wilt in the desert heat."

"Good thing I sent the wombats in last night, then," Susan replied cheerily, as the unmistakable sound of walls and fortifications succumbing to gravity and the Narnian sappers began to echo throughout the city.