Three Sentence Ficathon

Dude, Why are we at Denny's?

Jean woke with a start, there's a crick in his neck, must be from the fact that he did not sleep in a bed last night; his memory was hazy from the previous night, but he distinctly remembers being at a party held at Queen Bee Historia's family farm.

He peered up from the table that his face had been resting on and saw three faces looking at him; Marco was holding him a cup of coffee, while Eren and Armin were resolutely trying not to make eye contact; he looked down at his shirt only to see it stained with dried vomit.

The events of the previous night finally flooded back to him: he got drunk and threw up on their gracious hostess and was duly thrown out along with Marco (Eren and Armin decided to leave with them); there was just one question remaining that was bugging him, and he voiced it out loud: "How the fuck did we end up at Denny's? We were miles from anywhere and none of us had a car!"