John isn't even a little bit surprised when the Guinness float explodes during the St. Patrick's Day parade. It's not even the first time he's made an arrest covered in beer suds and glitter, thanks to that time he worked the Pride March in '92. In fact, seeing Matt's T-shirt clinging to his body as he shakes beer out of his hair makes this pretty much a win-win situation, thank you very much.
Live Free or Die Hard, John/Matt