Three Sentence Ficathon

"A penny for your thoughts, my dear Kent: what in your mind defines 'knightly behavior'?" Sain asked breezily as his compatriot dragged him away by the arm from the squealing village girl. "Don't I, being a knight, technically engage in such behavior at all hours of the day?"

"Whatever it is, you aren't doing it," Kent replied between gritted teeth, and brooked no further argument.