Three Sentence Ficathon

Rigel is convinced they're doing their Sebatian mating rituals everywhere specifically to annoy him, while the rest of the people gathered in Pilot's chambers are more understanding, having gone through at least one phase of their life where they were very interested in the ecstatic and less concerned about who was listening.

"I will pass your requests along to Officer Sun and Officer Crighton as soon as I am able," Pilot said diplomatically.

He would, but he was going to wait until (a) the two were finished with their current round of mating and (b) Moya was finished with her vicarious enjoyment of their exuberance.