Three Sentence Ficathon

(You know that story of the chimpanzee who gets an electrode put in his brain that sets off his pleasure center each time he hits a button, so he hits it until he dies? Consider me the chimp, my fics the desperate mashing of the button, and the comments the pleasure I receive in kind.

Also, I've been, like, waiting months for this because I love flash fiction but no one seems to like it much on other sites.)