2023 Three Sentence Ficathon - Post #1
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Welcome to the 2023 Three Sentence Ficathon!
As of 16 Jan 2023 this post is NOW CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS! PLEASE POST YOUR NEW PROMPTS HERE, IN POST 2! Do continue to fill prompts here but please put all new prompts in Post 2.

This post will remain open for new prompts until we hit 4000 comments, at which point we'll open a new one to avoid captcha as long as possible. New fills and comments on fills will always be welcome.
How to Prompt
Prompts should be one prompt per comment, formatted in this way: fandom, character(s), prompt word/sentence
Example: Star Wars, Obi-Wan Kenobi, I don't like sand
Prompts may also be open ended, unspecific, or anthropomorphic, such as:
any, any, I don't like sand
or
Earth geography, sand, I don't like humans very much, either
Prompts for relationships are welcome; a / is used for romantic/sexual relationships and an & for platonic. A prompt that uses both means the relationship can be written as either romantic or platonic, such as:
Star Wars, Anakin/&Obi-Wan, I don't like sand
Prompts may be repeated if they are unfilled; there is no obligation to read through every prompt to make sure yours isn't a repeat. This year's 3SF will stay open for new prompts through Sunday, February 12th.
How to Fill
Respond to your chosen prompt with a short fic of three sentences containing the fandom & characters requested!
Prompts can be filled more than once, as many times as someone has a new idea for them.
Notes & Rules
No, fills do not need to be exactly three sentences! It's more of a guideline. Please abuse grammar and punctuation as much as desired.
3SF is a Choose Not to Warn space. Spoiler and content warnings are not required, though writers are free to add them if they please. If you see something you don't like, just scroll until you do!
A Dreamwidth account is not needed to participate. Anonymous prompts/fills are welcome, or you can use Open ID.
Cross-posting is encouraged; there is a 3SF Collection on AO3 if you'd like to post fills there as well.
Note that the comm is searchable! Tick the 'include comments' button when searching to easily find prompts for your chosen fandom/characters.
And most importantly, have fun! If you have questions, check the Sticky Info post and if they're not answered there, head to the Contact the Mods post.
As of 16 Jan 2023 this post is NOW CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS! PLEASE POST YOUR NEW PROMPTS HERE, IN POST 2! Do continue to fill prompts here but please put all new prompts in Post 2.

This post will remain open for new prompts until we hit 4000 comments, at which point we'll open a new one to avoid captcha as long as possible. New fills and comments on fills will always be welcome.
Prompts should be one prompt per comment, formatted in this way: fandom, character(s), prompt word/sentence
Prompts may also be open ended, unspecific, or anthropomorphic, such as:
or
Earth geography, sand, I don't like humans very much, either
Prompts for relationships are welcome; a / is used for romantic/sexual relationships and an & for platonic. A prompt that uses both means the relationship can be written as either romantic or platonic, such as:
Prompts may be repeated if they are unfilled; there is no obligation to read through every prompt to make sure yours isn't a repeat. This year's 3SF will stay open for new prompts through Sunday, February 12th.
Respond to your chosen prompt with a short fic of three sentences containing the fandom & characters requested!
Prompts can be filled more than once, as many times as someone has a new idea for them.
No, fills do not need to be exactly three sentences! It's more of a guideline. Please abuse grammar and punctuation as much as desired.
3SF is a Choose Not to Warn space. Spoiler and content warnings are not required, though writers are free to add them if they please. If you see something you don't like, just scroll until you do!
A Dreamwidth account is not needed to participate. Anonymous prompts/fills are welcome, or you can use Open ID.
Cross-posting is encouraged; there is a 3SF Collection on AO3 if you'd like to post fills there as well.
Note that the comm is searchable! Tick the 'include comments' button when searching to easily find prompts for your chosen fandom/characters.
And most importantly, have fun! If you have questions, check the Sticky Info post and if they're not answered there, head to the Contact the Mods post.
Re: Harry Potter, Hermione/Draco
Date: 2023-01-26 04:39 pm (UTC)Re: Harry Potter, Hermione/Draco
Date: 2023-01-26 08:23 pm (UTC)Re: Karkat & Sollux & John - 'Let's see Paul Allen's terrible program.'
Date: 2023-01-26 08:23 pm (UTC)Re: Harry Potter, Hermione/Draco
Date: 2023-01-26 08:24 pm (UTC)Re: Fill: The Signless’s Family
Date: 2023-01-26 08:26 pm (UTC)Harry Potter, Hermione/Draco
Date: 2023-01-26 09:19 pm (UTC)Draco examined her, his eyebrows lifted in surprise as he walked around her, noting how she carried and conducted herself, and he said, “You hold yourself just like her—your posture, the tilt of your head, your expression; I don’t know how you’ve done it, but it’s impeccable.”
Hermione smiled, allowing her real personality to show through, and said, “Your mother leaves quite the impression, you know, as does your father, and as you did once—in fact,“ she paused and studied him for a moment, "lift your chin and look down your nose, like that—there, now you are the spitting image of your father and not the wayward Draco Malfoy, defector to the Order and secret lover of the most wanted witch in Britain,” she said, slipping her arm through his with a soft smile.
Leverage, Eliot/Hardison/Parker, Three In One In Three
Date: 2023-01-26 09:43 pm (UTC)Ultimately, they conclude there's no way they can separate the roles, the same way they've concluded there's no way to separate themselves. Hardison boasts he knew all along, which sets Elliot off into a new argument, such that neither of them notice Parker smiling at having found the people she wants to spend a lot more time with.
Azumanga Daioh, Chiyo and Osaka, Exposure Therapy
Date: 2023-01-26 09:51 pm (UTC)"Uh, Miss Ayamu," Chiyo ventured, "why are you chopping all the onions in the kitchen?"
"I thought I could build up an immunity if I just kept cutting the onions," Osaka said, "but every new onion only makes it worse!"
Final Fantasy VII, Barrett and Cloud, SOLDIER Boy
Date: 2023-01-26 10:04 pm (UTC)"Not a SOLDIER, never was," Cloud muttered, the bitterness of his true memories still fresh in his mind.
"I don't give a %$#& what the Lifestream showed you back there," Barrett said, "I need you here and now, helping to save the Planet and do your stupid stylish sword-swinging so we can get closer to the crater."
Re: Leverage, Eliot/Hardison/Parker, Three In One In Three
Date: 2023-01-26 10:31 pm (UTC)Re: The Ninjas Always Win
Date: 2023-01-26 10:40 pm (UTC)Re: Miraculous Ladybug, The Collègians (as Lycéeans), Re-Orientation
Date: 2023-01-26 10:42 pm (UTC)Re: Peach (and Captain Toad and Rosalina and Lumas), Calling the Cavalry
Date: 2023-01-26 10:43 pm (UTC)Re: Final Fantasy VII, Barrett and Cloud, SOLDIER Boy
Date: 2023-01-26 10:44 pm (UTC)Re: Exact Words
Date: 2023-01-27 01:50 am (UTC)Re: The Steel of My Axe to Grind
Date: 2023-01-27 01:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-01-27 01:56 am (UTC)Re: Earned Hatred (Castlevania; Sypha)
Date: 2023-01-27 02:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-01-27 02:43 am (UTC)When her eyes open again, she smiles a little, and then follows the advice, knowing it will work; she's Margaret Hoolihan, and there's very little she can't accomplish.
Transformers G1, Ratchet & Trailbreaker, Rated G
Date: 2023-01-27 03:11 am (UTC)Ratchet tutted at him as he applied nanite paste to Trailbreaker’s burned wings. “So, just how did you manage to hide this from me, anyway?”
Trailbreaker started to shrug and then aborted the motion when it made his burns hurt more than they already did. “Honestly, I have no idea. I’m as surprised as you, that you didn’t figure it out.”
“Hm.” Ratchet capped the paste and walked around the bench. “All right, you weren’t trying to hide from me. What else do I need to know about you?”
The tension bled from Trailbreaker’s frame as he realized Ratchet wasn’t going to give him the dressing down he’d been expecting.
Transformers G1, Jazz & Mirage, Rated T
Date: 2023-01-27 03:19 am (UTC)Mirage wrinkled his nose–just how did he manage that anyway, being constructed from a single faceplate like that?–when he stepped into the room and gave Jazz a dirty look. “Ratchet will kill you himself, when he finds out you’ve been smoking again.”
Jazz gave his friend a humorless smile and took another drag from the cy-gar he’d gotten from Kup. “Trust me, it’s better than the alternatives.”
Transformers G1, Chip Chase, Rated G
Date: 2023-01-27 03:28 am (UTC)“I ran into Jeff Foxworthy in the airport and he let me take a picture,” the woman said with a laugh. She reached for her drink and took a sip before continuing, “I told you it was lame. What about you? What’s your claim to fame?”
Chip smiled and finished his own drink before replying. “I’m Doctor Chip Chase.”
“Sorry,” she said, sounding truly apologetic, “I’ve never heard of you.”
“Fair enough.” He tossed a twenty onto the table to cover their drinks and then rolled back from the table. Then he pointed out the window where Optimus was pulling up. “That’s my ride home, though.”
Her eyes went wide and she looked from the Autobot to him and back. “Oh. You’re that Doctor Chase. Guess I do know who you are.”
“Just think, though,” He grinned before turning away. “When you go on your next date, you’ll have a way better claim to fame story for that guy.”
“Yeah. Ditched by Chip Chase because I’m an idiot.”
Rapunzel: Demonology AU
Date: 2023-01-27 03:30 am (UTC)It's just that Rapunzel's bored. So bored. There's nothing to do in her godforsaken tower that she hasn't done already a dozen times over. She's memorized every book she owns cover to cover; she's embroidered hundreds of handkerchiefs and then unpicked the threads to stitch them again. The view out of her single window shows the forest's leaves have begun to turn the colors of autumn -- Rapunzel can't allow herself to look too often for fear she'll go mad with wanting everything she can't reach.
Rapunzel has a recurring nightmare that she died and, instead of going to heaven, the witch binds Rapunzel's soul to the tower stones and nothing changes except that Rapunzel's ghost can't touch anything so she can't even embroider anymore.
Maybe being dragged off to hell wouldn't be so bad. At least she would be going somewhere new, and hell would certainly be different from her current prison. She might even meet new people.
Demon summoning doesn't require anything except the skill to draw a perfect circle and the willingness to bleed enough to close it. (Well, it also requires risking your immortal soul but that's maybe more of a pro than a con, here.)
When that first demon asks her what her bidding is, Rapunzel blinks away the black spots in her vision from the blood loss and demands, "Get me out of this tower."
The demon nods. Moments later, a voice she's never heard before calls from outside, "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!"
Re: Transformers G1, Chip Chase, Rated G
Date: 2023-01-27 03:56 am (UTC)Re: Anthropomorphic, Twitter and Tesla, The Lies Catch Up
Date: 2023-01-27 04:55 am (UTC)